February 2012
73 posts
Exhausted and stressed to the point of just giving...
This move is beginning to take its toll.
I want it so badly, my boss says he needs me over there so badly, but I just keep coming up against roadblock after roadblock after roadblock.
Fucking visas.
My fucking company.
They say they want me and only me (meaning they do not wish to hire a UK national to head the expansion, but may choose to do so to work under me at some point.)...
OK...So I'm a total commitment-phobe and I'm...
If you’re a UK citizen, would you marry me?
It would make this immigration and visa bullshit a whole hell of a lot easier.
And if you promise not to fall in love with me, get all needy and clingy, or hang around too much, I’ll totally consummate the relationship…
You’re welcome!
Any takers?
;)
Remember that boy I told you was gonna be nothin'...
Sure you do…
The food critic…
Yeah, that boy.
Turns out he’s been about 6 months worth of trouble.
Glorious, glorious trouble.
And that boy full of trouble just totally made my day.
I shall elaborate soon, my darlings!
;)
On the subject of turning 28 this year...
Friend: “Delta, you’re such a spinster.”
Me: (Day, totally made - I was even doing a little dance…) “Thanks! I’ve been doing this amazing new workout routine AND focusing on eating better since the holidays AND I’m super stoked about moving AND I’ve lost 10 lbs in only 2 weeks (!!!) AND…”
Friend: “AND clearly you’re...
Sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of its constant hunger for whatever it is...
– Edgar Allan Poe
I am here for you
whether or not you believe
you need me at all.
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
I’m waiting for you
to pour through my fingertips
and wash me away.
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I...
– Neil Gaiman
He always hated going to parties...
Especially once I started drinking. I always instantly became everyone’s best friend.
“Babygirl,” he whispered as he lifted my skirt, “I saw you flirting with the bartender. Now is that appropriate behavior, young lady?”
My breath caught in my throat as I felt his cockhead throbbing against my tight little asshole.
“No, Sir…” I...