On the subject of turning 28 this year…

Friend: “Delta, you’re such a spinster.”

Me: (Day, totally made - I was even doing a little dance…) “Thanks! I’ve been doing this amazing new workout routine AND focusing on eating better since the holidays AND I’m super stoked about moving AND I’ve lost 10 lbs in only 2 weeks (!!!) AND…”

Friend: “AND clearly you’re losing your hearing in your old age. I called you a spinster, not a spinner…”

Me: “……..”

Damn.