OK…So I’m a total commitment-phobe and I’m really not looking for a relationship, but…
If you’re a UK citizen, would you marry me?
It would make this immigration and visa bullshit a whole hell of a lot easier.
And if you promise not to fall in love with me, get all needy and clingy, or hang around too much, I’ll totally consummate the relationship…
You’re welcome!
Any takers?
;)